The Secret of Cake

What is cake?

it may be more than you think...

it is powerful

Every piece of cake holds divine power. This power cannot be used by unbelievers, but when you are devoted to Cake, Cake will grant you supreme power.

it is a symbol

Cake represents simple but great things in life, or rather, simple but powerful things. Cake is a symbol of power and determination.

it is delicious

Many normal people around the globe enjoy eating cake, but to truly enjoy it, you must first understand it. Only then will you be worthy of Cake.

Allies of cake

cake never fights alone.

Illuminati

We have worked together with Illuminati for centuries, aiding each other in our master plans for world domination.

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the cookie clan

The Cookie Clan was founded by a member of the Cake Cult. They have excellent spies who hide among regular people and bring us information. They have yet to create their own website.

History of the cake cult

how we came to be.

THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED...

In 1905, Albert Einstein was experimenting with cake when he discovered something unnatural. He tested and tested and soon realized that cake held great power within it. That was the day he started believing in cake, and because of this he founded the Cake Cult, recruiting members to join and worship the power of Cake. He did this in secret, as he knew that this information would tear the world apart, literally. It wasn't long before the Cake Cult started feeling a strange power within them, filling their minds with an image of an ideal world, where Cake would rule. The first and only mission of the Cake Cult was then born. World Domination. Ever since that fateful day, the Cake Cult has been working on their own master plan to take over the world. Along the way, Einstein built a time machine and travelled back in time, where he met Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Illuminati, and since they both had the same goal, the Cake Cult and the Illuminati have helped each other with world domination.

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